£81,100.01 for Beatrice's Toilet Seat Hat?

So Princess Beatrice's hat sold for £81K.


What a mad, mad world.

You can get toilet seats at your local DIY emporium for a tenner.

Is this the keyring she took to the wedding?

It's not so much the Princess and her hat - as the Emperor and his clothes.

At that price I can only be certain of one thing: my dad didn't buy it! Mind you, he still thinks £20 is expensive for a pair of trousers. Old habits die hard.