There is an old Hurley called Ma,
Who to us is a bit of a star.
A long time ago
She married her Joe.
Can you imagine the mental scars?
And now she's a Nan many times.
The children form orderly lines.
They know she's a winner
And cooks a mean dinner
(And Ron's there Saturday bang on 9).
So a hip hip hooray for Mum (and Nan).
She's been around since the world began.
At knitting she's quick,
But gold at the Olympics?
If anyone can do it -- she sure can!