Monday, 10 January 2011

Financial Planning

Financial Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. 

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. 

One evening at an investment seminar, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 

"I may look like just an ordinary man," Dan said to her, "but in just a few years my father will die and I'll inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card ... and three days later she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.


This joke was sent to me by my "uncle" Maynard in America (hope that makes him feel old). Some of his jokes are amusing, and a few are even printable!

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