In light of the debate raging betwixt the Labour and Tory parties, can I just say here and now that I am perfectly happy for anyone wishing to donate funds to this blog (aka Get the Bills Paid and Anything Left Over to the Hurley Holiday-Every-5-Years Fund) to be capped at £5,000.
If only so that I feel I am setting an example.
£5K would certainly be enough to earn a place at the Hurley kitchen table (fish on Fridays).
You can even stroke Patch the Dog (50p per stroke) - pictured.
Never let it be said I'm not willing to help our politicians reset their "moral compasses" ( for a minimal fee).
I'm not so much a 'taxi for hire' as a rusty old bike lent up against the railings that you might get a few hundred yards out of before the chain comes off.