I get a lot of visitors to my blog - ah! searchers for Truth in this mad world! - some of whom come across my wittering and blarney whilst searching for the most weird things.
Two days ago someone from a place called Spring, Texas come across my blog by searching for:
amy winehouse and mr hurley, who is mr hurley.
Cue the eerie music!!!
Who indeed is Mr Hurley? The plot thickens!
May I also just quickly add that I have an alibi, and I was also elsewhere when Michael Jackson died.
All further enquiries can be addressed through my lawyers: Sue, Grabbitt and Runn.