A very Happy Birthday to Bilbo and Frodo Baggins.
Especially for a hairy footed Welshman who betrayed everything and moved to... London. Home of Saruman & Co.
I went on a long adventure, there and back again, and now I'm home, in The Shire with the other halflings.
Oh Hobbits in the foul, unfolksy places of the world, don't give in to Saruman and his McRubbish. Drink Brains Beer* and eat Clark's Pies* (except on Fridays). Defend civilisation!
*I am always open to sponsorship.
Clark's Pies - Lembas Bread in all But Name