On this day (international Women’s Day), it’s important to remember what makes men and women different.
Men think the quicker a haircut, the better experience it is.
Women think the longer a haircut, the better experience it is.
e.g.: ask both sexes* during a haircut would they like a coffee and the responses will sharply define the sex of the respondents.
Most women: “oooh, yes please.”
Most men: (checks time) “no thanks.” (thinks “yuck, hair in me mug? No ta).
I rest my case.
Above: an early gender-bender gives away his chromosomes by declining a cuppa, despite the hairnet & other ladylike attire.
*other made-up “genders” aren’t included as they aren’t real.