You've all heard of Cornman right? He was the pint-sized superhero who used corn-on-the-cob handles/skewers like throwing stars, to fight evil n stuff.
Above: cornman's weapon of choice.
His jokes could be a bit... corny. And he could get a bit moody when he 'got a cob on.'
But criminals and evil-doers feared his homespun brand of justice.
So today I can only apologise because after I parked the car I saw this directly behind one of my tyres.
Yes it seem Cornman is no more. He's moved onto that great BBQ in the sky.
And the streets feel a little less safe...