Silly Batholomew.  He got out of the bath today (no mean feat for a spider) all dripping wet and proceeded to tidy up his toys.  "What ...

Bartholomew Q. Kibble-Smythe (the spider) has finally finished the trunking over the electric wires.  "Let there be light!" He p...

I have a new friend and his name is Bartholomew Q. Kubbel-Smythe. But he likes to be called Bart.  I haven't asked him what the Q is f...